Dearest eHarmony,

Since I'm sure that you watch this site, and probably post the very occasional five star reviews, I will again request that you will never get me back as a customer until you provide last activity date for a match. I also don't want to receive matches that don't provide their detailed profiles and pictures. Oh yeah, I also don't want matches that aren't current subscribers. Just call me picky, but I prefer to not waste my money.

I've turned off any email notifications, but you've sent some snail mail.

Here's hoping that the government gets involved with fradulent matches. Here's hoping that a class action lawsuit will shortly be announced.

Another unhappy eHarmony customer!!!