I just tried to sign up with eHarmony less than one hour ago. They turned me down. LOL!! So I googled to see if this was happening to others, and sure enough, it is. Here is something of interest, though. I am a Christian lady, Caucasian, conservative, etc., which seems to be what they're looking for. I suspect they turned me down because of more than one divorce. Oh well. Glad I found this site, which explains why they're so goofy. :)