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8 Bizarre Things Horny Women Don’t Want You To Know About Themselves

You’re sure to encounter some women during your sexual escapades that have experiences some of the things on this list. These are the hush-hush secrets that women keep about their sex lives, bodies and more.  Read on for the weirdest feelings, facts and fears she has about the deed.

 

Everyone Has A Kinky Side

While it may be something that you expect from one of the girls at a UK escort agency, you may be surprised when you find out that every woman, from your wife to your secretary to the babysitter, has an especially kinky side. Whether they’re into some BDSM, or want to role play with you in public, that side of them is still there. You may have to do some pushing and prodding to get her to tell you what it is she fantasizes about, but don’t give up and she may let you in on her dirty little secret.

 

Everyone Has Their Alone Time

Yes, if you thought that you were the only one with a box of tissues and a bottle of lotion in your bedroom nightstand, you were definitely wrong. Although, hers might not be a box of tissues a bottle of lotion – more like a bottle of lube and a vibrator. Every horny woman has her needs and if a guy’s not around to fulfill them, it may mean that it’s time to take care of business herself.

 

Tip-Top Shape

It’s not exactly easy to keep things perfectly pristine down there. Yes, escorts in London may have gotten their grooming down to an art form, but for your average girl, it can be a real pain – literally! From dealing with razor bumps or waxing, to painful infections from using the wrong kind of cleanser for your pH balance, it can be a difficult thing to maintain. That said, most women will be pretty embarrassed if you try to give her tips on how to keep things looking down there. If you’re wanting a certain look or a better effort, try to set an example by taking the first step. She’ll get the hint and do the same.

 

Something New

Trying something new in bed is a great idea, as every woman would agree, but it can be the tiniest bit awkward if you don’t know each other too well. Make sure that she knows from the start that she can relax and have fun, that you won’t judge. She’ll be glad for it and lighten up, making it easier on the both of you to try something new.

 

Tell Her

No, she doesn’t know just how you feel about her body. Women aren’t mind-readers (even though most men seem to think they are). They have every little doubt and fear when they’re getting naked in the sack that you’ll see all of their little imperfections. So she has a birthmark on her hip. So she hasn’t had time to get a pedicure in a while. So she has a ridiculous-looking ‘o’ face. Regardless of how you feel about the little things, let her know how you feel about all of her positive aspects and compliment her on them. It will only serve to make her that much more confident, meaning better and more fulfilling sex for the both of you.

 

Learn Your Biology

Most women find it appalling that many men don’t know their way around a female body. Get an anatomy book and figure it out. Don’t be one of those guys that assumes all of the weird misconceptions a guy could possibly have. No, women don’t pee out of their vaginas. No, that was not a fart that just came out of there.

 

Bring It

Remember when I said that women have their alone time just as much as men do? Well, they also like porn just as much as men do. Figure out what her preferences are and then have a movie marathon in the bedroom. She may surprise you with what she’s into.

 

Take Her Word For It

If she says to not bother about not calling back, she means it. Believe it or not, some girls want the same thing that you do – a one-night stand. So leave it at that and don’t bother with a call the next day. If there’s no need, there’s no need and no feelings will be hurt.